He understands that vulvas do not appear to be two Pink that is unused Pearl and smell like Bath and the Body Works vanilla bean, for starters.
1. He is able to grow a beard that is non-patchy-ass. Which will be demonstrably superior to a qeep patchy-ass beard.
2. He does not appear to be a preteen together with shirt off. If there is a very important factor the Magic Mike dudes could study from Austin Powers, it really is that absolutely nothing says, “We’m a person of sex-having age,” quite like a hairy upper body.
3. A vacuum is owned by him and is able to make use of it. Oooh, yeah, work that furniture attachment which you find out about in the Miele manual.
4. He got over being jealous many years ago. Every man comes into the realization that being jealous of one’s guy buddies simply makes him look lame and sad. Some guys simply started to this understanding sooner than others *cough* Jason*cough*.
5. He understands just just what he wishes in which he won’t waste your own time if you are perhaps perhaps not it. You don’t wish to be with this man whom desired a girl” that is”outdoorsy. Their name had been Todd and you also had absolutely nothing in accordance.
6. He will not have breakdown that is nervous fulfilling your moms and dads. He is met parents prior to.
7. Added bonus: he will probably be friends with your parents better because he is only a little (tiny!) bit nearer to what their age is. Maybe not that he is old old, but he will rock off to Hendrix along with your dad into the guy cave and never feel too weird about this.
8. He knows how exactly to drop on a female. College dudes are terrible at vaginas. Due to the patriarchy, ladies figure out how to master blow jobs at the beginning of their sexual life (sometimes before they also lose their virginity) but dudes typically do not find out that ladies want their vulvas licked until their mid-20s.